1. I am never buying anything out of pity again. Fuck you, $6 handful of disgusting dried cherries.
2. There is one downfall with listening to headphones while working-knowing how quiet that fart really was.
3.Is it really necessary to clip your toenails at work? Can you wait until you get home?
4.Watch how fast my wave turns into a fuck you when you pretend I don’t exist, guy.
5. I should have never gotten a twitter.