The Room-Inspired Cocktails

Having been inspired by this gem,

“The Tommy Wiseau

  • 2 ounces whiskey
  • 2 ounces vodka

Pour all ingredients into an old-fashioned glass.

Do not include ice. Do not stir.

Best served after working a long day for an employer that doesn’t appreciate you. Especially tasty if you feel betrayed by the world.


I took it upon myself to create two more recipes in a nod to the greatest black comedy of our time, The Room.

You no longer have to down scotchkas in this time of confusion and hilarity.



The Lisa

  •  10 oz. of betrayal

Chug and then have terrible foreplay, followed by even worse sex with anyone. 

The Chris R

  • 1 oz of jager
  • 8 oz of beer
  • 3 oz of rage

Drop the shot of jager in the beer and gulp down while wearing a beanie.

Take yourself to the police.