Having been inspired by this gem,
“The Tommy Wiseau
- 2 ounces whiskey
- 2 ounces vodka
Pour all ingredients into an old-fashioned glass.
Do not include ice. Do not stir.
I took it upon myself to create two more recipes in a nod to the greatest black comedy of our time, The Room.
You no longer have to down scotchkas in this time of confusion and hilarity.
- 10 oz. of betrayal
Chug and then have terrible foreplay, followed by even worse sex with anyone.
The Chris R
- 1 oz of jager
- 8 oz of beer
- 3 oz of rage
Drop the shot of jager in the beer and gulp down while wearing a beanie.
Take yourself to the police.