I used to be such a nice person.
The first rule about post-rock is you don’t talk about post-rock.
The second rule about post-rock is you DO NOT talk about post-rock.
You don’t say anything because post-rock exists only in the hours between when MONO starts and when MONO ends.
The third rule about post-rock is you do not move or speak.
The fourth rule is you do not stand in front of anyone on purpose- EVEN IF they exceed your height.
Maybe self destruction is the answer.
The fifth rule is one band at a time. There are no festivals. There is no multitude of sound. There can only be MONOphony- and it better be MONO.
The sixth rule is you need to wear shirts and shoes.
And the seventh rule is if this is your first post-rock show, you have to get the fuck out.
Post-rock gets to be your reason for living and keeping your sanity and depression simultaneously.
Post-rock is not football on television.
You aren’t alive anywhere like you’re alive at a post-rock show.
I did this to myself.